4chan - True Degeneration: Advertising Brutality

4chan - True Degeneration: Advertising Brutality

Advertising Brutality

Hey, /b/ two dudes at my school (not underaged, senior at high school and got held back) wanna jump me, or so I've heard. These arnt just normal sized guys, they are HUGE. So, I want any advice on what to do if this should oocure. Im not going to bring any weapons (but Im fine with makeshift ones that could be considered pencils and such) and Ive never been in a legit fist fight before. What should I do?

>>	Anonymous 11/11/10(Thu)19:40:45 No.286508XXX carry knife

>>	Anonymous 11/11/10(Thu)19:40:45 No.286508XXX Get a gun. Fag.

Kid, you simply stab one in the eye. The trauma of seeing his friend with a pencil in his eye with cause the other to scurry away in panic. The trauma from having a pencil in his eye will cause the remaining kid to drop to his knees clutching his eye at which point you drop kick him in the chest. Stop being such a pussy

>>	Anonymous 11/11/10(Thu)19:51:27 No.286510XXX comming to /b/ for fighting advice 0/10

>>	Anonymous 11/11/10(Thu)19:51:33 No.286510XXX get a friend to call the police as soon as the guys show up laugh as they go to jail

first you go to walmart, get some spinach, eat that shit yo. become a sailor (buy an easy "sailing for dummies" book on amazon) and be ready for anything. also, get a shirt with a fucking white rhinoceros on it, no one will fuck with you, everyone knows rhinoceros's dont take anybodys shit, they fuckin charge your ass.
once youre there and you are facing those two crackers with your badass rhinoceros shirt, look them in the eye(s) and say "you feelin lucky, punk?" they should back down in fear, insantly. if one tries to hit you, activate you trap card. mirror force, muthafucka. that one dude is down, then proceed to point at your other enemy, leer at him, and shout "GET OVER HEEEEEERE" throw a kunai at him and pull him close, then finish him. WAIT ask him if anybody has gone as far as to do what more look like, if he responds with "what?" chuckle and say "gay people say what" really fast. he will say "what" again. laugh. ..then let the smile runoff your face and say 'SAY WHAT 1 MORE TIME MUTHAFUCKA I FUCKING DARE YOU , I FUCKIN DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU" he will (obviously) say what again. say "ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
rip him in half with a smirk on your face, look over the top of your shades, wink at the girls, then moonwalk your ass out of there to your '70 GTO and drive into the sunset playing "whitesnake - here i go again" in the background.

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test-icle jones 11/11/10(Thu)20:15:51 No.286515XXXa if you use a weapon you go to jail. the best thing you can do is take the beating like a man. while getting your ass handed to you, pick one of them and do your best to fuck him up. gouge an eye, punch his throat, do whatever you can to fuck one of them up as hard as you can. as long as your lose the fight an ACCIDENTAL eye gouge is acceptable, especially in a 2v1 situation. i got jumped by 4 dudes when i was 15 or 16. i lost hard but while these wannabe gang banging wiggers were kicking me and throwing rocks at me on the ground, one tried to mount me and i kick him square in the face, cracked one of his teeth and broke his nose, i later found out.

here we are now...

Hi there.

Will post lots of really dumb stuff from 4chan so you people don't need to go there t decide whether these youngsters are capable of supporting us when we're old.

I say: Turn Off The Internet Now!!!

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